⚠️ Women’s Boxer Briefs — KissMyAI™ Security Alert Novelty Underwear

These aren’t just underwear—they’re a system alert. With a bold red warning icon front and center, these bikini briefs send the message loud and clear: proceed with curiosity, caution, or consent. Whether you’re dressing for yourself, your situationship, or your robot overlord, these undies strike the balance between soft comfort and satirical edge. The back carries our signature KissMyAI* logo—subtle, smug, and ready for inspection.

Made in the USA from a breathable stretch blend, they’re great for everyday wear or when you just need to flag your vibe with a little exclamation mark.

PRODUCT FEATURES

• 97% polyester / 3% spandex for a smooth, flexible fit
• Medium-weight (180 g/m²) antimicrobial fabric
• 4-way stretch for movement, lounging, and whatever else
• Plush elastic waistband with regular rise
• Long-lasting vibrant print with sewn-in label
• Made in the USA

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
• Tumble dry low
• Do not iron, bleach, or dry clean

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