⚠️ Men’s Boxer Briefs — KissMyAI™ Security Alert Novelty Underwear

Not just boxers. These are a broadcast.

With a sharp red warning triangle right where it counts, these KissMyAI™ briefs strike the perfect blend of comfort and comedic danger. Sleek, satirical, and unmistakably wearable, they keep everything in place while you deliver a low-key crisis alert in high style.

The breathable, antimicrobial poly-spandex blend offers support without squeezing, stretch without sagging. Whether you’re lounging, lifting, or oversharing at brunch, these boxers let the world know your package comes with... system notifications.

Perfect for:

• Bachelor parties, gag gifts, valentine swaps, and personal rebrands.
• Anyone who deserves a little flagged attention.

PRODUCT FEATURES

• 92% polyester, 8% spandex — comfy, stretchy, supportive
• Breathable, antimicrobial fabric for fresh all-day wear
• Soft elastic waistband — secure fit, no pinch
• Durable all-over print with vibrant color retention
• Regular fit; sewn-in size label
• Medium-weight (6.5 oz/yd²) knit fabric

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F)
• Tumble dry low
• Do not bleach
• Do not iron
• Do not dry clean

SIZE CHART (inches)