Soy Candle — “Smells like human errorrr.” Scented 9oz Gift Candle

Finally: a candle that captures the essence of the human condition—slightly chaotic, vaguely burnt, and somehow still endearing.

This 9oz scented soy candle adds warmth, clarity, and just a hint of “oops” to any room. Clean-burning and slow-melting, it delivers 50–60 hours of cozy light powered by a 100% natural soy wax blend and a cotton wick that never glitches.

Each candle arrives in a reusable glass jar with a sleek black lid and a bold KMAI label declaring the obvious:
“Smells like human errorrr.”

Yes, with three r’s. Because mistakes deserve a dramatic flourish.

Choose from four signature scent blends—bright Apple Harvest, cozy Cinnamon Vanilla, crisp Clean Cotton, or oceanic calm Sea Salt + Orchid. Every fragrance is made with natural essential oils and hand-poured to order, using real human hands (warm, imperfect, and occasionally caffeinated).

Perfect for gifting, rebooting your mood, covering up yesterday’s bad decisions, or creating the illusion of calm while your life is running low on RAM. And once the candle is done, the jar becomes a suspiciously elevated pen cup or the world’s tiniest plant pot.

PRODUCT FEATURES

• Eco-friendly, vegan, non-toxic — no parabens, phthalates, plastics, lead, or synthetic dyes

• Reusable glass vessel with a black screw-top lid

• Scent options: Apple Harvest, Cinnamon Vanilla, Clean Cotton, Sea Salt + Orchid

• 100% natural soy wax blend with 100% cotton wick

• Glossy permanent label; ASTM-compliant construction

• Burn time: 50–60 hours

• Size: 9 oz jar (2.8″ × 3.5″)

• Poured in the USA with globally sourced materials

CARE INSTRCUTIONS 

• Always burn within sight.
• Keep away from kids, pets, and anything flammable.
• Trim wick to ¼″ before each burn for a cleaner flame and longer life.
• Allow a full melt pool on the first burn to avoid tunneling—and emotional instability.