PERSONALIZABLE LinkedIn Tee – Write Your Own Desperate Search Bar on a Comfort Colors® Garment-Dyed Shirt (Dark Colors)

A soft-spoken scream into the professional void—now personalizable. This customized tee riffs on the quiet panic of personal branding with a familiar search bar and whatever desperate (or unhinged) headline you want to wear on your chest. Just type your phrase into the headline below the “Ask anything” search bar and we’ll take care of the rest.

Whether you're freelancing, funemployed, or faking it 'til HR calls back, this is your uniform.

This shirt doesn’t shout. It sighs—with taste. Made from 100% garment-dyed Comfort Colors® cotton that feels vintage from day one, and fits like it knows your worst job interview story. Choose from deeper tones that pair well with burnout, blackout dates, and barista-era flashbacks.

Personalize it. Wear it. Cope accordingly.

PRODUCT FEATURES

• 100% ring-spun US cotton (Comfort Colors® 1717)
• Soft-washed & garment-dyed for that lived-in feel
• Classic unisex fit (S–4XL) with tubular construction (no side seams)
• Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with double-needle stitching
• Sewn-in label · Made in Honduras · Printed to order

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
• Tumble dry low or air dry
• Do not bleach or dry clean
• Iron inside-out, low heat if needed

SIZE CHART (inches)

Please note: due to garment-dyeing and manual sewing, some slight variation in fit may occur.