Existence Confirmed. Proceed With Caffeine. — Accent Coffee Mug (11oz / 15oz)

Some mornings you need a whisper. Other mornings you need a diagnostic check that simply confirms: yes, you still exist… now drink something about it.

The “Existence confirmed. Proceed with caffeine.*” Accent Mug is your daily status update in ceramic form — clean, minimal, gently sarcastic, and ready to assist with biological boot-up. The white exterior keeps the message sharp and visible, while the contrasting interior and handle add a controlled pop of color (because chaos is for your inbox, not your mug).

Sturdy, glossy, and designed for everyday use, this mug is equally suited for:

• Slow-loading mornings
• Zoom calls where you’re present physically
• Creative sessions powered by caffeine and hope
• Gifting to anyone barely tolerating existence before 10am

Whether you choose 11oz or 15oz, it’s built for comfort, clarity, and caffeinated survival — lead-free, BPA-free, microwave-safe, dishwasher-safe, and fully human-compatible.

PRODUCT FEATURES 

• Available in 11oz or 15oz
• White ceramic with contrasting color interior + handle
• Glossy, vibrant print that stays crisp
• Microwave-safe
• Dishwasher-safe
• Lead- and BPA-free

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
(Your mug does not need emotional support, but it won’t refuse it.)