Holiday Spirit.exe Postcards (10-Pack)

$24.00

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Product Features

10 premium matte postcards (because texture matters more than your sanity)
5” x 7” vertical orientation – the universally flattering angle for cards and humans
Includes envelopes so you can look like a functioning adult
Crisp, minimalist print for peak “I’m holding it together” energy—and so minimalist it's only printed on one side.
Perfect for holiday sarcasm, office chaos, and AI-generated cheer

Care Instructions

What do you mean care, human? It's a post card.

Full Description

Your holiday spirit isn’t the only thing crashing this season.

Meet the postcard bundle that says, “I tried,” but also, “I’m very tired.”

This 10-pack of 5x7 KMAI postcards features our signature deadpan design:

Holiday Spirit.exe not responding.

Perfect for sending warm wishes, mild panic, and a gentle cry for help.

Printed on premium matte stock (aka “the good paper”), each card arrives with an envelope so you can pretend you’re classy while writing things like “Thanks for hosting the holiday party. I’m still recovering from the peppermint espresso martinis.”

Whether you’re gifting them, mailing them, or hoarding them like limited-edition emotional support stationery, these cards deliver premium minimalism with maximum holiday dysfunction.

Please note: Each card is custom printed just for you (like a boutique emotional breakdown), so we cannot accept returns or exchanges once the order is placed. If your card arrives damaged, we’ll absolutely fix it — but your buyer’s remorse is between you and your holiday spirit.exe.