Hooded Sherpa Blanket – “Love-Hate AI” Cozy Fleece Wrap

When your heart says cuddle and your middle finger says "log off," this blanket gets it. Designed for the human who lives online, feels too much, and needs a screen break (or a scream break). This ultra-soft sherpa fleece wrap pairs cream-colored coziness with a pattern of emotional contradiction: rows of bold hearts and unapologetic black middle fingers. From across the room, it’s adorable. Up close, it’s millennial tech fatigue in textile form.

Whether you’re recharging after doomscrolling or hiding from your AI clone’s productivity reminders, this one-size wearable hug wraps you in full-spectrum feels. Made from durable, shape-holding polyester with plush lining and a roomy hood. Ideal for naps, Netflix, and ignoring push notifications.

PRODUCT FEATURES

• 100% polyester — strong, shape-retaining, quick-drying
• Ultra-soft plush fleece exterior with all-over pattern print
• Cream-colored sherpa fleece hood for bonus comfort
• One size: 70.5″ x 52″ (size may vary ±3")
• Pre-constructed item; white spaces show natural textile base

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Do not dry clean
• Do not iron
• Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
• Tumble dry low
• Do not bleach

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