My Horoscope Is a Personal Attack - Light Tee
My Horoscope Is a Personal Attack - Light Tee
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Product Features
Product Features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (super soft, breathable feel)
- Premium retail fit with a clean crew neckline
- Ribbed collar + shoulder taping for long-term shape retention
- Side-seamed construction for better structure and durability
- Eco-friendly, WRAP-certified manufacturing
- Tear-away label for added comfort
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean
Full Description
Full Description
This lightweight, ultra-soft tee carries a quiet but clever message for anyone tired of curating a perfect online persona. Designed in a clean “Ask Anything” AI search-bar style, it sits slightly high on the chest — subtle enough for everyday wear, sharp enough to get a knowing smirk from coworkers, recruiters, and friends.
Made with premium Airlume combed cotton, the Bella+Canvas 3001 feels cool and breathable through long workdays, video calls, and coffee runs. Its retail fit, ribbed collar, and side seams keep the shape crisp through repeated washes, so the joke stays sharp and the tee stays comfortable.
Wear it to break the ice, lighten the mood, or simply express your honest take on networking culture — without saying a word.
Size Guide (inches)
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (in) |
| XS | 16.50 | 27.00 | 8.00 |
| S | 18.00 | 28.00 | 8.90 |
| M | 20.00 | 29.00 | 9.20 |
| L | 22.00 | 30.00 | 9.50 |
| XL | 24.00 | 31.00 | 9.70 |
| 2XL | 26.00 | 32.00 | 10.00 |
| 3XL | 28.00 | 33.00 | 10.40 |
| 4XL | 30.00 | 34.00 | 10.75 |
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