Once upon a time, we called them “data centers.”
Now they consume cities, energy grids, and collective attention.
Some people call it infrastructure.
Some call it progress.
We prefer: The Machine God House.
Formerly known as the “data center.”
Wear accordingly.
Designed by Kiss My AI (KMAI) — a merch brand for humans trying to keep up.
Subtle enough for everyday wear. Sharp enough for anyone paying attention.
No worship required.
Product features
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100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (super soft, breathable feel)
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Premium retail fit with a clean crew neckline
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Ribbed collar + shoulder taping for long-term shape retention
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Side-seamed construction for better structure and durability
- Eco-friendly, WRAP-certified manufacturing
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Tear-away label for added comfort
- Designed for everyday wear in a rapidly accelerating future
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean
Size Guide (inches)
| Size |
Width (in) |
Length (in) |
Sleeve (in) |
| XS |
16.50 |
27.00 |
8.00 |
| S |
18.00 |
28.00 |
8.90 |
| M |
20.00 |
29.00 |
9.20 |
| L |
22.00 |
30.00 |
9.50 |
| XL |
24.00 |
31.00 |
9.70 |
| 2XL |
26.00 |
32.00 |
10.00 |
| 3XL |
28.00 |
33.00 |
10.40 |
| 4XL |
30.00 |
34.00 |
10.75 |
