Unisex Sponge Fleece Pullover Hoodie

Running low on humanity?

Same. This hoodie says the quiet part loud — or loud part calm — depending on which side of the algorithm you’re on.

Soft, lived-in comfort meets a straight-faced statement across the back. The medium-weight sponge fleece feels like you’ve owned it for years, while the typography broadcasts a sentiment half the internet agrees with and the other half argues about daily. Perfect for stepping out, staying in, doom-scrolling, hope-scrolling, or pretending you’re above all that (you’re not, but it’s adorable).

The tiny red asterisk on the chest? Yes, it’s on purpose. A micro-signal for the “in the know.” Purposefully subtle at approx. 0.3 inches.

SIZE GUIDE (IN INCHES)

• XS: Body Length 25.5” / Width 19” / Sleeve 34.25”
• S: Body Length 26.5” / Width 20” / Sleeve 34.75”
• M: Body Length 27.5” / Width 21.5” / Sleeve 35.5”
• L: Body Length 28.5” / Width 23” / Sleeve 36.25”
• XL: Body Length 29.5” / Width 24.5” / Sleeve 37”
• 2XL: Body Length 30.5” / Width 26.5” / Sleeve 37.75”
• 3XL: Body Length 31.5” / Width 28” / Sleeve 38.5”
• XS available. No 4XL in this style.

RETURN & EXCHANGE POLICY

Each hoodie is printed on demand, one at a time — like a patient robot doing its best. Because of that, we can’t accept returns for sizing issues, buyer’s remorse, sudden changes in human preference, or low-bandwidth decisions.

If your hoodie arrives damaged or misprinted:

Send a photo to support@kissmyai.com within 14 days and we’ll replace it immediately.

No drama. No loops. No “have you tried turning it off and on again.”